One day after all the TV channels and newspapers were filled with praises for the little master and declaring him GOD, there were TV channels trying to innovate highly illogical conclusions in order to gain differentiation in this undifferentiated world event. And what amazes me is the reasoning which they gave as to how they have deciphered the hidden secret that Sachin will play the 2015 world cup, one can’t just stop laughing 
. I don’t want to name the channel but you might guess.
So, let me tell you the reasons according to the CIA agent being hired by that TV channel who could somehow see and think all Indians together like they smelled weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and Osama in Afghanistan !! I’ll jot down the points for you people to be amused as well :
1. At the presentation ceremony when Ravi Shastri indirectly asked for his retirement he laughed (So, when anyone laughs you can presume whatever you want, next time they might conclude that sachin will play 2019 world cup as well as he laughed more that what he did on getting 200, or anything like that )
2. He said I’ll play till the when my heart says so (Isn’t that same for every player ? how the hell is 2015 world cup connected to it, he didn’t even mention 2011 world cup in the entire conversation !!)
3. Since, Sanath Jayasuriya is 41 and still playing, sachin will play atleast 4 years and might as well reach 2015 world cup. Afterall how can we stay behind a small country as sri lanka.
Personally, I wish Sachin plays as many world cup as he could, God give him strength, but God give some brains to the people who just blabber out anything for the sake of making breaking news (you might have guessed the channel by now).
– Saurabh Sharma
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